1) Multi-task.
That means pooping and reading Mental Health at the same time. That means showering and watching the last episode of your favorite show at the same time. That means sleeping and listening to your last class on your ipod at the same time. That means working out and naming all the muscles you're feeling at the same time.
2) The expression of your artistic (?) side.
If you're a bad drawer (aka ME)... well, you're screwed.
3) Lie to myself about others.
Every kid on med school that knows more than you do either are all virgins or have no social life. Or both.
4) Oxygen who?
You really don't need it 24/7 as much as you need coffee. Just saying.
5) The true meaning of the word "weekend".
Once upon a time, there used to be 2 days when you could throw everything in the air and lazy around, see people, have a couple (?) drinks, go out, do your nails, shave... Now there are 2 days where you thank God you have no class so you can get up earlier than your usual class time and starting eating up the books.
6) A deep remorse for Evolution.
If we were only still unicellular creatures on the water...
7) Priorities are twisted.
You don't dream about buying the coolest new dress you've seen at the mall. First of all, your dreams are all anatomy-related. All. Single. One. Of. Them. Second of all, where are you gonna where it? Third of all... mmm mall?
8) Hygiene is overrated.
So every time you see a girl at school with nails and hair done, you just repeat to yourself (lots and lots and lots of times 'till you believe it) that, while she was at the saloon getting pretty, you were at home becoming a better doctor.
9) Working out becomes your idea of hanging out.
The only people you get to see besides your classmates.
10) Your ass is the most important muscle of your body.
No comments on this one because I still can't feel mine after 11 hours sitting on it.
Now, time for more shoulder joint. Joy.
Now, time for more shoulder joint. Joy.
I think I just had flashbacks to my years in school... American Idol makes pretty amazing background music when studying for a midterm, doesn't it? Also key are old movies, like Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Pretty Woman, etc.
ReplyDeleteLove the gym breaks but I'd take lots of walking breaks too. As much as I love coffee, I'd gladly sacrifice it for some fresh oxygen :-)
hahaha I know, I don't have other time to watch it... it's either while studying, while eating or while running on a treadmill lol. Multi-tasking... always! :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, walking breaks are great... it's just a shame that I haven't had much of them lately ):
That means pooping and reading Mental Health at the same time.
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That's a lot of books!
ReplyDeleteNice blog by the way :)
@John: Hi, there! Can you believe I've just recently seen your comment? haha Sooo sorry! I didn't have it to notify me by mail when a person comments, so I might have a few comments lost out here :(
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